Me: I was watching this TV show and there was a Jewish character singing the Sh'ma* to a totally different tune than I'm used to, it was interesting.
Mom: Oh, really? What show was it?
Me: Being Human.
Mom: What's it about?
Me: Um...a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost living in a house together.
Mom:.......And who exactly was singing the Sh'ma?
Me: The werewolf.
Mom: ...Why was the werewolf singing the Sh'ma?
Me: 'Cause he's a Jewish werewolf. Duh.
*A Jewish prayer.