Things I Will Not Do (in no particular order)

1. Buy a tuna sandwich from Dunkin Donuts. Because stale donuts don't instill the trust necessary to place a seafood order.

2. Use the word "guestimate". 'CAUSE IT'S NOT A WORD. You can make a guess or you can make an estimate, pick one and stick with it, you indecisive prick.

3. Wear a band tee shirt for a band I don't listen to. It's like lying. But with clothes.

To be continued...