Texts From This Afternoon...Evening? Whatever

As sent this afternoon (evening?) to Jennifer of Soy Chai Bookshelf:

To: Jennifer
Sent: Aug 21, 6:56 pm
Today I saw a little boy speaking French, a mariachi band perform in a subway car, and a guy get his first hit in a major league game.

To: Jennifer
Sent: Aug 21, 6:57 pm
Oh, also I nearly cut a bitch at Penn Station and accidentally said "twat" in front of my father. Oops.


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