FACTS

1. I love "The Mummy". If you have a problem with that, you should leave now.

2. However, I could take or leave "The Mummy Returns".

2a. And don't even get me started on the franchise that followed.

3. Sometimes when I'm trying to remember how a song goes, the opening line of "Free Bird" runs through my head completely of it's own volition.

3a. Not even the real version, a cover version from that shitty movie "Duets" with Gwenyth Paltrow 'cause that's the first time I ever heard it (I was like 15 and didn't listen to much music. And also watched shitty movies, apparently). How uncool is that?

4. I've found that it's really hard to stay cranky if you sing or listen to "Milkshake" by Kelis.