Vlog

Someday I might like to have a cool vlog. I'm not sure I could manage it.

1. I don't really do much, and therefore don't have all that much to talk about. I work. I sleep. I bum around the internet. I watch mystery stories on the TV (that was said in a slack-jawed yokel kind of accent, btw. Which brings me to...)

2.I do not have a fun accent. I'm from Northern New Jersey. I think I've got a rather standard non-regional dialect going on. No pleasant Texan twang, no lilting Scottish brogue, no.....other adjective inspiring sexy sounding voice. You get my point.

3. Making a vlog requires pretty much sitting around, talking to yourself very enthusiastically. That takes quite a bit of confidence, oddly enough. Maybe if I had a drink beforehand....

Oh lord, that's just sad. I need to get buzzed to sit in my room and talk to MYSELF.

4. I don't know anyone famous. Well - my grandma. She's not famous. Though she is in television and movies occasionally. Usually as some kind of perverted old woman. I'm so proud.

5. It's possible I hate the word "vlog". "Blog" is cute and silly. "Vlog" is just...awkward. And sounds like something from one of those made up Star Trek languages. I'm all for geeking out over some nerdy sci fi (is there any other kind?) but....okay, off topic. "Vlog" is a silly word. And possibly a brand of Swedish canned sausage for all I know.

...Do they can sausage?

Anyway. Vlogs. Maybe one day I'll be able to pull one off*. We'll see.




*That's what she said. Oh, shut up, I had to.