Customer: Excuse me, does this drink already have the chocolate sauce mixed in?
What I really say: Yes.
What I WANT to say: No, it's just that brown color 'cause I took a shit in it.
Customer (to my boss): Do you know how to make Mexican hot chocolate?
What she really said: No, sorry.
What she WANTED to say: Mexican hot chocolate? I dunno, a taco and a rough night?
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